well - im not much of a royalist but im getting free bank holidays so im not complaining
what i am complaining about though is the horse guards practicing every morning in rush hour?! 8.50 every morning they are on my route to work, dropping slippy stink bombs all over the road every hundred yards - what are they feeding the horses to need to shit that much??
theres about 50 horses at a guess that i follow in - i tell you this though, the back 3 ranks dont like harleys :) nearly had a stampede on this morning and i was only ticking over following them - got stinkeye from the fella in charge a the back so i gave him a friendly thumbs up - im not doing anything illegal - if they cant stand traffic dont take them on the road in the middle of london in rush hour
